Saturday, August 11, 2007

Marcel Marceau for president…



The Republican managers for the new candidates have missed a bet.


After months of announcing their candidacies and working hard to impress fund-raisers, Fred Thompson comes along with a new strategy.



The idea is that you don’t do anything.



What a bold new concept—a concept that seems to be catching on!



Your competition knocks its brains out and everybody winds up knowing what asses they are; meanwhile, Thompson has risen above the menial tasks of getting to know the voters. As a result of his do nothing strategy, he comes out as the voter’s fair haired boy, giving proof that the less you know about a candidate, the better off they are.



At this point in time, Fred Thompson is either winning every poll or close to it.



What does that tell you?



This may wind up starting a model for all future Republican campaigns…



The process that seems to work is to stay invisible as long as you can if you want to win.



Following this logic, Fred Thompson may never meet a single voter before the primary.



But, nevertheless, the money keeps pouring in and his positives keep rising.



Many of the other candidates are beginning to feel as if they’ve been snookered. You have Milt’s sons doing loop the loops to get their dad elected so that the Mormon future is guaranteed. Free kool-aid for everyone…



By this time, Giuliani has single-handedly taken New York back from the primitives and won every battle up to and including 9/11 and we owe it all to him….



Tommy Thompson is still trying to get people to understand that he is the other “Thompson, .” the other one….



And Tancredo is ready to blow up Mecca and Medina to get some attention while

Hunter is ready to build the wall single handedly.



Ron Paul hates all of them and thinks they’re stupid which shows which of the remaining candidates has any brains!...



Our twin Creationists are blaming Romney for standing on both sides of every issue…



And McCain is ready to build on the success of the surge and destroying the real enemy: TV.



In the midst of all this, Thompson continues to win by saying nothing.



What could be more beautiful.



What can the opposition say about Thompson or his positions.



Nothing, of course. Guaranteeing that he’s the winner.



That is after all the other guys have spent hundreds of millions of dollars to be ignored…



If he plays his cards right he may not even have to say anything til November 2nd…



And that would be thank you for your vote.



It would be interesting if he’s elected.



It would like be having Marcel Marceau doing the acceptance speech.



And, in fact, it may represent an improvement over the rest of the candidates who have convinced us that they are really mad or out of control…



Wouldn’t it be nice, in fact, if we didn’t have to listen to this horse’s ass trying to convince us that he is right and the rest of the world is wrong and that all of the world’s ills are due to liberals.



Keep the faith!

,

Silence may be the mantra of the future!





Les Aaron


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