Homeland Security Cuts Funding for NY and DC!
CONVERSATION OVERHEARD
IN HEARTLAND SOUTH CAROLINA….
Hey, I don’t know what’s wrong with those Yankee folks being so upset because all we want to do is protect our local Klu Klux Clan museum from those Arab terrorists.
Yeah! They don’t even have any targets left.
Can you imagine the gall. This upstart mayor of a certain persuasion making a big deal about us sharing the pie a little. Isn’t that what America is all about.
Now, they’re saying that they’ve been shortchanged. Those Yanks want to keep all the glory to themselves.
And the green!
You got that right. As if we didn’t have things down here to protect…
You got that right, all over the South there are important things that need to be protected.
First of all, we need to protect our churches…
Amen to that, brother.
And then we need to protect our sweet Southern belles!
Amen again!
And then we need to protect the NRA against lawful penetration by terrorist elements…
Don’t they think these things are important.
Yeah, what are they making such a big deal about the Brooklyn bridge, damn things too old to blow up anyway.
You got that right!
And then they start crying about the UN.
Damn place should be blown up anyway with all of those foreigners in it!
And the Statue of Liberty.
Made by the French right? Blow that sucker up, too.
Right on, and if they want to build a bridge to nowhere in Alaska, let ‘em.
It would be good for the economy…
Even if there are only twelve people in the area!
You got that right.
I don’t know why they don’t just listen to us.
Right on. We’ve got all the answers those boys need!...Ha! Ha! Ha!
Damn right! Pass the muskrat innards and little hot sauce.
Okay, good buddy!...
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