Monday, May 15, 2006

One Application of Oil Can Turn Terrorist Into Friend

Politics Blog Top SitesTerrorist turns friend...

What a difference a term makes.

Twenty years ago, Ronald Reagan arranged for a couple of attack jets to pay a visit Omar Kaddafi to let him know that we were not going to tolerate terrorists bombing our airliners.

Omar's been hiding under a sheet ever since.

Nevertheless, his name is still associated with support for terrorist groups. But never mind, the man has oil. You don't treat a man who has oil like a common criminal.

So, now it turns out, in a gesture that has heads turning all over the world, we've announced that Libya is our friend again and that we have resumed trade (i.e. trade = oil!).

Kaddafi, a member of the Evil Empire, is now Kaddafi, the poor misguided chieftain who is really well meaning and has our best interests at heart.
With this awful gushing, I am sure that the next thing you know is that he will be made an honorary Christian.

We hope that the Ayatollahs in Persia get the message.
That we as Christians are ready to forgive....as long as you give up all of your rights to whatever flows underground.

So much for hypocrisy as the world cringes.

Les Aaron.

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