"TURNING THE TABLES ON CHINA..."

HOW TO BECOME A MANDARIN:


There is only one way to defeat China. That is, play their game. While they sell us everything, the best we can do is sell them our top secrets and our scrap. What constitutes scrap? It is the stuff that yesterday we called our cutting edge technology which today has grown dull in an ever increasingly technological world. So, what was yesterday's brainiac, is today's excretia. The detritus of our once was manufacturing world!

Therefore, if we can't beat them at "stuff," we need to beat them on their own terms. Therefore, that's why i am passing along my secrets of all of the years of my investment training.

Here's the skinny: I am taking fifty percent of my retirement reserves and investing in chop sticks for the short term..

YOu laugh. Do you know how many chopsticks are used daily by a population of 1.3 billion people? Do you know how many chopsticks are manufactured out of a single tree?

The simple fact is that if the people continue to use chopsticks as they do, there will not be a single tree standing in China in another twenty five years! What will happen to Christmas? What happens to toilet paper? And how spare Sears Roebuck catalogs are still around?

The fact is that if there are no trees, there will be not only be no toilet paper, there will be nothing to stop the floods that will flow throughout South East Asia. Therefore, in recognizing this threat to Chinese stability, I have decided to invest the second part of my savings for the long term. Into what? You guessed it, life preservers. Life preservers will become a mainstay of every Chinese home only because the people are unable to give up their habit of using two parallel sticks of wood to stick food into their maws.

Life preservers also double as seats when Chinese folks are tired of sitting on their ankles and they make great wall decorations if you take the time to customize them.

It is interesting that our leaders seldom think of the basics on which governments turn, but oftentimes it is the simple things that can change the way we perceive the world.

Right now, the chopstick and life perservoir markets are wide open and a savvy investor can make a real killing; but it will take time for all of the pieces to come together. If you have the patience of the Chinese who believe in 500 good years after 500 bad years, then you will come out of this entire bleeding of jobs and opportunities, a true Mandarin!...

Good luck! And patience...

Les Aaron