New Czar to Take Charge of Disaster In New Orleans

New Czar being screened now...

Sorry, thanks to censorship, I am prohibited from using names that I make fun of....so have to resort to this measure....

He who reigns by divine rule was talking today about the possibility of having an "interface," someone who could take charge of the present mess and kind of remove him from the picture. One man mentioned was Henry K of Nixon's day who could slip in there and before anyone noticed all of the President's opposition would start disappearing. Others might take note of a growing number of young men in brown shirts speaking softly in foreign accents. Henry if he gets ambitious might even extend his talent to eliminating the alligators and water moccasins in the bayous next store with selective bombing that he would never admit to. Another possibility is our illustrious VP, who said to those who questioned him at his press conference "f**k you all." "With the fishing so lousy, don't expect me to show up. " As soon as his legs begin to heal, he will be burrowing into his earthen hide-away til Halliburton declares its next dividend or the election whichever comes first.
Another name mentioned is our retired former Secretary of State, the good general, but he is reportedly still coughing up pubic hairs from his ass-kissing position and could not tolerate the strain on his system. According to a statement issued by the four star general, "you can catch this city boy maybe once with sweet talk but never again, honky."

A more realistic candidate for this czar is crazy Rummy except that some think he may resort to Shock and Awe in order to re-establish order. He is rumored to have said, "if you got them, you might as well use them..."--a serious change in policy that offered us some protection against a first strike mentality that is gone now. There is also considerable argument for the same kind of planning that we have seen in evidence in Iraq in order to return the NO area to normalcy and to prevent the potential clash between power groups in the area.--except nobody is quite sure who the power groups are since everyone seems totally without power. The CIA is trying to resolve this one as George Tenent goes on the record as saying "This is one you can't pin on me..."

. As we've seen, Rummy would begin with securing the oil processing stations in and around New Orleans and up through the Texas border. As part of the bigger picture, more than likely, he could start a new kind of torture program that would be a model for the country...and perhaps lock up the Mayor for suggesting that the Federal government was inept for its failure to respond promptly to the needs of the people. It would be right up Rummy's alley according to old friend, Henry who never sleeps well when Rummy's on the prowl.

Les Aaron
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