"Feel Their Pain" Contest!

We would like you to understand
what it means to be a Republican.

We would like you to construct a story that is all lies and do it with a straight face.

You have two choices for story formats.

One: The Plame Outing.

The only requirement is that it mention Cheney and Plame and try to explain
how Flame's outing was in the best interests of the country, was not your fault, and how it was a democratic attempt to attack the Republican Party..

Two: The DeLay Affair.

You must try to explain how Tom DeLay managed to take the huge sum of money he raised which by law was not to be used for political ends and managed to have it laundered and redistributed to his followers for their campaigns. And how his indictment was a Democratic
set up.

You have to mention DeLay and you have to mention that he was indicted.


Remember the rules:
This has to be all lies. Each of the stories has to work in patriotism and Christianity. And it has to be told from the 'victim's' perspective.

And you have to explain it in three paragraphs or less not overall to exceed 500 words.

We will publish the three best on our site: The Blue Blog: http://lesaaron.blogspot.com/

Send all inquiries to hubmaster@aol.com

Les Aaron
The Armchair Curmudgeon...